ENTERTAINMENT
Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am
As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with...
LIFESTYLE NEWS
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day by Legally Entering the Ladies
...while chanting "Men's Rights are Human Rights". Seems about right.
STAY IN TOUCH
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
NEWS IN REVIEW
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Sledge Prompts Warner to Quit Cricket to work in Bunnings’ Sandpaper...
A sledging on Saturday which saw the banned international star leave the field has now prompted David Warner to quit cricket in pursuit of a...
ENTERTAINMENT
All of Surry Hills Outraged at Mega Wanky Paddo Obsessed Tosser Couple on ‘Love...
The entire suburb is fuming, absolutely feee-uming, after the latest episode of LIOLI featured two finance horrors who considered our wonderful suburb...
Local Couple Wed by Drone
In a world first a young Surry Hills couple was wed by a drone last weekend and the bride was beaming, “The wedding went...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Massive Dickhead Loses Shopping List, Forgets Garlic, Ruins Dinner
Margaret Speinholden was looking forward to this dinner party for weeks. She sent her boyfriend out with a simple grocery list. He...
Bronze Bird Statues Defecating Throughout Sydney
The bronze bird statues that have become a feature in and around inner city Sydney buildings have begun defecating all over town.
The 67 little...
SOCIETY
Job-Posting First World Problems Now a Thing
The phrase 'First World Problems' gets bandied around, and it must be asked: are we in the East a horribly spoilt and overly privileged...
